tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20909304601541020972024-02-07T04:38:28.629+01:00This just in, Dick Cheney is a cuddlerDatsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.comBlogger215125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-2483609205676508792013-02-23T23:55:00.002+01:002013-02-23T23:55:56.844+01:00*unconscious*When reaching for the stars remember to wear a helmet next time.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-54634773981629094292013-02-23T23:50:00.002+01:002013-02-23T23:50:43.424+01:00Sausage LegsWhat kind of world do we live in when a pair of pants can't walk down the street without getting harassed by a pair of legs.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-2813883596889324902013-02-23T23:49:00.002+01:002013-02-23T23:49:42.101+01:00Lance Armstrong-ishIn a recently published survey 5 out of 6 dentists admit to occasionally lying in surveys, all adding they would never stoop so low.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-18838153747352238022011-11-28T14:52:00.001+01:002011-11-28T14:52:32.957+01:00CartmanI'm fascinated by the idea of a 5-year-old Hitler, pulling on his dad's pant leg, asking "am I too young to have mortal enemies?"Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-12996096732187929312011-11-28T14:10:00.001+01:002011-11-28T14:10:39.370+01:00Down-to-earthIll-Advised Dreamer Flies Too Close To The SunDatsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-73794863125841067632011-10-24T22:00:00.001+02:002011-10-24T22:00:33.438+02:00HammyProfessional Tractor Puller Pulls Hamstring In Prius-Related Accident.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-48946529855716353982011-10-24T21:59:00.001+02:002011-10-24T22:03:20.325+02:00Craving that new hand feelAdmitting Defeat: Right-Handed Pervert Closes Online-Dating Account, Spends Record-Breaking Sum On Hand Transplant.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-1750280342103482492011-07-28T20:53:00.003+02:002011-07-29T02:25:59.619+02:00Did anyone ask?I like my women like I like my golf courses, short and with a minimum of 18 holes.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-33281579341179193122011-06-07T01:42:00.008+02:002011-07-28T20:55:08.075+02:00if i were given the chance to ask god anything...I'd start off by asking "exactly how many guys go fishing for Lance Bass annually?".Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-34177335878745237472011-05-21T13:41:00.002+02:002011-05-21T13:42:12.156+02:00Jingle BellsWhen people say "it goes all the way to the top" what they really mean is "Santa is involved".Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-70466396167484394092011-05-20T23:05:00.002+02:002011-05-20T23:08:48.066+02:00i guess...Ironically the gift which keeps on giving is the whore who keeps on sucking.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-18871683094096676532011-04-23T12:46:00.001+02:002011-04-23T12:46:13.000+02:00BoomEd Helms telling-off his overbearing girlfriend at the end of The Hangover is the ”frankly my dear, i don’t give a damn” of the 21st century.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-74981621101918959182011-01-21T14:15:00.004+01:002011-01-21T14:17:35.142+01:00JerkIf you feel the need to proclaim that you "turned out OK", chances are you didn't.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-32520656976978810312011-01-21T14:13:00.001+01:002011-01-21T14:14:33.989+01:00The champ is hereSome of my more highbrow friends call me the Roger Federer of watching tennis while lying in bed putting on weight.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-83223203500062850672011-01-20T15:38:00.001+01:002011-01-20T15:38:15.890+01:00Ali or Federer?I believe I need 2 see Will Smith play the aforementioned Swiss in the story about his life before I cast my vote.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-43271990107857941082010-09-13T22:10:00.001+02:002010-09-13T22:11:35.063+02:00Charlie Harper (vici)<span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Bringing up the rear are gay latinos named Juan and black women - only one of each.<br /></span></span></span>Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-81472445987010636342010-09-13T22:08:00.001+02:002010-09-13T22:08:58.216+02:00Charlie Harper (vidi)<span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">According to the NotReallyMonthly blondes, brunettes, redheads, and smurfs are most likely to sleep with Charlie Sheen.</span></span></span>Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-22487910887998770742010-09-13T22:07:00.002+02:002010-09-13T22:07:56.804+02:00Charlie Harper (veni)<span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">If you're a 15-year-old girl, living in Hollywood, and you haven't slept with Charlie Sheen yet, you're not doing it right.</span></span></span>Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-15093920800907483542010-09-05T09:49:00.000+02:002010-09-05T09:50:57.005+02:00Dolla, dolla bill y'allMoney doesn't talk, it screams!Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-38101065462884537002010-08-22T11:13:00.003+02:002010-08-22T21:11:52.192+02:00Eat it<span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">When you think about it the difference between being a vegetarian and gay really isn't that great. One likes fruit, the other one is a fruit.</span></span></span>Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-31733749075014999322010-08-20T19:40:00.001+02:002010-08-20T19:40:51.272+02:00Don't look up my sleeve<span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">When the topic is race, why don't more white politicians play the Master-card?</span></span></span>Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-73973351230314636922010-08-17T21:46:00.000+02:002010-08-17T21:47:06.325+02:00The one that got away<span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Remember back in spring when Toyota was suppose to recall all cars with faulty brakes... <a href="http://bit.ly/c3fZzU" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/c3fZzU</a></span></span></span>Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-74225936386416183832010-08-10T12:27:00.002+02:002010-08-10T12:29:03.529+02:00Little-known factIt's actually cheaper to buy sex from <a href="http://bit.ly/dA6LVm">Lady Gaga</a> than to see her live in concert.<a href="http://bit.ly/dA6LVm"></a>Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-19265634604270576892010-08-09T22:05:00.001+02:002010-08-09T22:06:28.883+02:00Things I hear on a daily basisIf you're God's gift to women, we (the women) would like a receipt.Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090930460154102097.post-86645045367274311952010-08-05T20:32:00.001+02:002010-08-05T20:32:43.191+02:00Anthony Weiner<span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">At the risk of sounding like a major penis, I'm changing my name to Dick.</span></span></span>Datsyuk4Prezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06040682918695632009noreply@blogger.com0