"Nowadays we recycle everything from paper to pandas and the green movement is a force without comparison. But did you know that when recycling first started, about 70 years ago, almost everyone was against it. Everyone except the almighty Adolf Hitler.
Hitler stood his ground and argued that within six years he would have recycled all the world's Jews and grown fully functional elfs. When the theory proved inaccurate, after 6 million tries, Hitler couldn't cope with his humongous failure and on the 30th of April 1945 the world's greatest environmentalist took his own life.
Despite his experimental misfortune Hitler's profound impact on the green movement can never be questioned. He was and remains the greatest person to ever walk this flat earth."
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