Saturday, November 21, 2009

Oscar Wilde eat my dust

Writing techniques such as "Orwellian" or "stream of consciousness" are all well-known but "Palaskan" is a new one. Metaphorically you mix any pregnant, catholic, hockey mum with the writing ability of a sober Anna Nicole Smith, and the result is always astonishing.

"Woods deep, me scared
I look up, see a bear
Help, help, I scream
Only to wake up from my dream
Time to kill all the darn animals
Hope I don't accidentally touch Todd's genitals"

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