Flushing Meadows...

The female tennisplayer and your everyday whore have much more in common than the liberal media would have you believe.

They both...

...use one arm far more frequently than the other.
...have to deal with losers.
...change balls every twenty minutes or so.
...get paid for something most people do for free.
...occasionally let a third and fourth person join them.
...grunt much louder than their male counterpart.
...peak at 20 and are done at 30.
...operate in areas where white lines surround them.

Sharapova, care to rebuttal?